Mullsjo 2009 – Złote myśli

Złote myśli i prawa Murphy’iego

Aby wywolac nieco refleksyjny nastroj kolonistow, pozwolil sobie autor tych stron umieszczac
codziennie na slupie centralnym “Zlota Mysl na dzien dzisiejszy” – by wzniesc mysli w niebiosa
oraz jeden odpowiedni Murphy Law (lub jego refleksje) by wrocic spowrotem na ziemie.

Dzien	Zlota mysl na dzien dzisiejszy	Edward A. Murphy’s Law (or the corolary)
1-szy	One old friend is better than two new ones. (Jewish proverb)	“Nothing is as easy as it looks” (Murphy’s Law # 1)
2-gi	“If the rich could hire other people to die for them, the poor people could make a wonderful living” (Jewish proverb)	“You cannot successfully determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter.”
3-ci	“Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts” (Albert Einstein)	“The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.”
4-ty	“I don’t want to become immortal through my work. I want to become immortal by not dying” (Woody Allan)	“If that guy has any way of making a mistake, he will” (The very first original phrasing by Edward A. Murphy)
5-ty	“Two things are infinitive: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe” (Albert Einstein)	“Anything that can go wrong will go wrong” (Known as the 3rd Murphy’s Law)
6-ty	“Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learn in school” (Albert Einstein)	“Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first” (Known as the Murphy’s Law #12)
7-my	“One of the life’s greatest mysteries is how the boy who wasn’t good enough to marry your daughter can be father of the smartest grandchild in the world.” (Jewish proverb)	“Every solution breeds new problems” (Known as the Murphy’s Law #13)
8-my	“Old friends, like old wines, don’t lose their flavor ” (Jewish proverb)	“If it can happen, it will happen” (By team members working with Edward A. Murphy)
9-ty	Złota myśl na podroz do domu: “Pessimism is a luxury that Jew can never allow himself (Golda Meir)	“Everything takes longer than you think” (Known as Murphy’s Law #2)